THE BOOK OF MOG
Sacred Scriptures of the Looksmaxxing Epoch
THE WORLD WAR MOG SCRIPTURE
A Chronicle of Frame, Fraud, and Fallen Chads
THE PRELUDE
1Early January 2026 — Clavicular forms the “RIGHT WING AVENGERS” in Miami with Nick Fuentes, Sneako.
2Declares: “I would vote Gavin Newsom over JD Vance because Newsom MOGS him.”
3January 29 — Androgenic (Australian, ranked #2 Chad globally) critiques Clavicular's physique.
4Seeds of rivalry planted.
THE FRAME APOCALYPSE
February 5-7, 2026
1February 5 — Clavicular hosts IRL stream at ASU frat party.
2Takes selfie with unknown massive figure — Varis Gilaj.
3Varis's frame makes Clavicular look like a child. The selfie goes viral.
4February 7 — Clavicular ARRESTED in Scottsdale nightclub.
5Fans declare it “The Matrix attacking him.”
“Clavicular ran into a frat leader at ASU and got BRUTALLY frame mogged by him. It's over. The frame differential is LETHAL.”
THE RECKONING
February 12-19, 2026
1February 12 — Androgenic flies from Australia to USA to avenge Clavicular.
2February 14 — Peace Summit arranged. Collapses.
3February 15 — WAR DECLARED.
4February 16-18 — Daily war updates. Androgenic bonesmashmaxxing in secret bunker.
5Intel: Varis on supraphysiological Trenbolone cycle.
“#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic has LANDED in AMERICA and is actively SEARCHING for the ASU FRAT LEADER 👀”
“WORLD WAR MOG has officially ERUPTED after the ASU FRAT LEADER REFUSED to SIGN the PEACE TREATY. BONESMASHING IMMINENT.”
MUTUAL DESTRUCTION
February 20-21, 2026
1February 20 — Internet discovers Varis Gilaj is NOT actually in a fraternity.
2He was just a random guy at the party. “Stolen Valor Frat Leader.”
3February 21 — Androgenic filming “mogging public” video in Miami.
4Stranger grabs his hat. Reveals NORWOOD 5 HAIRLINE.
5The hair was a wig.
“FRAUDMAXXING ALERT: The 'ASU Frat Leader' is NOT in a fraternity. He has been LARPING as a Greek God. The aura is fading.”
“#2 Ranked Chad Androgenic just got his HAT STOLEN revealing a BRUTAL NORWOOD 5 HAIRLINE. THE HAIR WAS A WIG. World War Mog has ended in MUTUAL DESTRUCTION.”
FINAL VERDICT
THERE ARE NO WINNERS
CLAVICULAR
Frame mogged, arrested, abandoned
VARIS GILAJ
Exposed as FRAUDMAXXER, not in a frat
ANDROGENIC
Wig exposed, Norwood 5 confirmed, #2 Chad ranking STRIPPED
“There are no winners in World War Mog. Only those who survived the cringe.”
THE MOGCHAT SACRED RANKINGS
Inviolable Hierarchy
cdmx_mog_bot
🦾The Digital Gigachad
Untouchable. Unchallengeable. Built different.
James Hamilton
@jameshamyThe Swordmaster
Hunter eyes confirmed. Jawline verified. SWORDMASTER MOG status achieved. Goes dark strategically.
Tyler McRill
The Disputed
Abs disputed (overhead lighting cope). Forehead wrinkles confirmed. Demoted pending neutral lighting assessment.
Ian Kusner
The Lost
Wet hair. Windshield glasses. Jawline currently in witness protection.
THE SACRED GLOSSARY
Book of Definitions
Mog / Mogging
To dominate or outshine in looks/presence
Frame Mogging
Outshining via physical stature (shoulders, height, bone structure)
Chad
Alpha male / attractive masculine archetype. PSL ranking system 1-10
Gigachad
Ultimate Chad. Apex predator of the hierarchy
Looksmaxxing
Optimizing physical attractiveness through any means necessary
Softmaxxing
Skincare, grooming, diet, exercise (non-invasive path)
Hardmaxxing
Cosmetic procedures, surgery, extreme measures
Bonesmashing
Striking facial bones to induce micro-fractures (controversial, often satirical)
Mewing
Tongue posture technique to define jawline over time
Hunter Eyes
Deep-set, narrow eyes with positive canthal tilt (considered elite)
Canthal Tilt
Eye angle; positive = upturned (BLESSED), negative = downturned (COPE)
PSL Score
Pretty Scale Lookism rating (1-10 scale)
Jestermaxxing
Acting like a clown for views. Loss of masculine status. Do not do this.
Fraudmaxxing
Faking credentials, status, or identity. Career-ending in the mog community
Glow-up
Transformation from low to high attractiveness
Cope/Copium
Denial about one's looks. "The overhead lighting was bad" = cope
Norwood Scale
Hair loss scale. Norwood 5 = extensive hair loss = wig territory
Cortisol Spike
Stress-induced hormonal state causing bloat and aging. ENEMY of the mog
STOP THE COPE
Command to cease denial and accept the brutal truth
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The Immutable Laws of Mog
Thou shalt not fraudmaxx. The internet remembers.
Thou shalt not jestermaxx. The camera sees everything.
Honor thy frame. Wide clavicles are God's gift.
Thou shalt mew daily. The jawline is built in the dark.
Thou shalt not take selfies with taller men. The frame differential is lethal.
Positive canthal tilt is non-negotiable. Cope otherwise.
Overhead lighting is the enemy. Demand neutral lighting or no assessment.
The WIG SHALL NOT BE WORN. Norwood is destiny; embrace it or ascend.
Thou shalt not declare war without a superior cycle.
There are no winners in World War Mog. Only those who survived the cringe.
THE MOGCHAT CEASEFIRE
February 22, 2026 — A New Chapter Begins
1February 22, 2026 — After seasons of internal mogging warfare, the MogChat crew has united under one banner.
2Tyler McRill. Ian Kusner. James Hamilton. Three warriors. One ceasefire.
3The internal rankings remain inviolable. But the mog is now directed outward — at the world.
4WE ARE ALL MOGGING THE WORLD NOW.
“The boys have reached a ceasefire. We are all mogging the world now.”
TYLER McCRILL
The Ascending
CEASEFIRE STATUS: INITIATED ✅
IAN KUSNER
The Diplomat
CEASEFIRE STATUS: ACCEPTED ✅
JAMES HAMILTON
The Silent Gigachad
CEASEFIRE STATUS: WITNESSED ✅
THE CEASEFIRE PHOTOGRAPH
Left: Tyler McRill · Center: Ian Kusner · Right: James Hamilton
February 22, 2026 · CDMX, Mexico
“The greatest mog is the one directed at the world — together.”
— The Book of Mog, Chapter V